How to Choose
A Personal Trainer!
"Bud
here. Choose me. I'm the Club Trainer. I can
show you how easy it is to get and stay in great shape. You'll love the 15
minute one time per week program that I put you on. I know, I know... I look
like crap but, uh, I just don't have the time to work out. Yeah, that's
it. I also
just happen to look like a former Bodybuilding Champion & Popular (Authors
Note: actually,
he's dead now - due to kidney failure from years of drug abuse) "Natural" Fitness
Author/Guru. How much longer do you think I will go before I resort to my old
ways and start to look like Bif or SuperFreak again?"
"Hi I'm Bif!
Choose me, not Bud (shown above). The guy whose favorite
exercise is a beverage. Hey, just look at him. Do you wanna look like him, or
do you wanna look like me? And as for Mario, I
used to admire him. Impressed with the natural results he obtained. That is,
until I found a secret bodybuilding method. Then Poof! I had radical changes in
musculature, bone density, and attitude. Yep, I struggled for years
working out 5 times as much as Mario recommended and accumulating numerous permanent injuries, all for nothing. Of course, I still
have all those injuries and I'm accumulating more as fast as I can. But hey, now
that I look so great (on the outside), I realize that I'm the resident (club)
expert, and instead of listening to that Anti-Drug know it all Mario,
now-I'm always trying to give him advice. Just look at me, I'm so
Beautiful!"
"You can call me SuperFreak. Choose me, not Bif! Hey, just look at
him. Look at that scrawny upper body, and especially those toothpick legs. Why,
I bet that he doesn't even inject his Quads or Hams, much less work'em out.
And as for Mario, that anorexic joke. He doesn't
know anything about Natural Bodybuilding. Aww Fahget about him! By the Way, I am 100% Natural. I don't use drugs and I never have. I'm a
True Christian too. Hey, would you like to buy some prime Florida
swampland?"
"Hi,
I'm Mario. I'm not very big
and I never will be. Guess what? That's fine with
me. I'm not intimidated by others and I'm not out to intimidate anyone else. I'm
as healthy on the inside as I am on the outside. My goal is to let people know
the truth about Natural Bodybuilding & Fitness. You absolutely cannot get as big
or as cut as the Mass Monsters that you see today. Not without using
bodybuilding type drugs. Take
a look at the bodybuilding champions from the late 1940's and 1950's. Hmmph,
they would be laughed off the stage today. Even at the so-called Drug-Tested
Amateur Natural Bodybuilding Contests. And yet they used the same routines that
most bodybuilders still use today. Think about that. To top that off - many of
them even used steroids. That's right, the top bodybuilders were using anabolic
steroids, even then. But it was at nowhere near the variety and the daredevil dosage levels
that bodybuilders are using nowadays. Choose me, if you want to learn how to get
real results without resorting to drugs.
"Hey,
by the way, there's one more big myth that I'd like to clear up. You don't
need "good genetics" to get significant and "noticeable" results like mine.
That's a line of nonsense being perpetuated by steroid users who are trying to
deny their drug use and by others that got little or no results even though they
may have (wrongly) worked their butts off. Psst - listen up. I'm gonna reveal the biggest bodybuilding secret of
all to you; ALL of my clients that follow directions and are willing to push
themselves - they ALL get significant and easily maintainable results. And when
I say "significant results," I mean it. I mean results which cause
people to take a second look when they see you. Results, which cause people to
make comments like, 'Hey, you look great! How often do you work out?", etc. But hey, maybe it does all boil down to
genetics. Maybe the only people that get results are people who genetically
inherit the mental "toughness", the "determination", and the
"intelligence"
needed to find & follow a real program. Hey, a lot of whiners & moaners think that lifting weights is 'too
hard' for them. So they won't do it, and if they do, they won't put their heart
into it.
Well, I'll stop there and leave you with these final comments. If you
want to hire someone that you can feel confident is
qualified to train you - someone that truly knows how to get results
naturally, then hire a
Certified
Natural Fitness Trainer. If you want to try an honest and real Natural
Program. Then Click here and become a
Certified Success Coach or Personal Trainer. Cya in da
gym!"
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